Me and My Dick is a musical with music and lyrics by A. Me and My Dick is a coming of age tale about a "boy with a very special relationship with his very best friend Together they face the trials of growing up, love, sex and high school, but these two best pals are in for the adventure of a lifetime. The musical was performed October  29—31, , on the University of Michigan campus. The musical's cast recording became the first ever student musical to place on the Billboard charts, peaking at No. Joey Richter wakes up one morning and begins talking to his best friend, his penis , Dick, about their non-existent sex life. This includes talking about Joey's crush on a particularly attractive and popular girl named Vanessa. This gets Dick excited but Joey says there isn't time for masturbation because they'll be late for school, but Dick counters by saying it will hurt if he doesn't.
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You identify as having a small penis. How big is it?
When did you realize you were smaller than average?
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According to the Wiley Online Library , the average penis size sits at 3. But penis size is largely dependent on a variety of factors including genetics, hormones, testosterone, and ethnicity, says urologist Koushik Shaw , MD. Considering penises come in bouts of shapes and sizes think: bananas, hammers, and pencils for visuals , it begs the question: Does penis size really, actually matter? Below, four men who identify as having a small penis settle the question once and for all. Man B: 4. Man A: I think around once I started watching porn in high school, I concluded that everyone else had a much longer penis. Man B: In my early teens. Mine looked tiny in comparison.
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